Friday, August 15, 2008

Just a tap

A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped
him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly
hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large
plate glass window.

For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, and then the still
shaking driver said, 'I'm sorry, but you scared the daylights out of me.'

The frightened passenger apologized to the
driver and said he didn't realize
a mere tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much.

The driver replied, 'No, no, I'm sorry, it's entirely my fault. Today is my
first day driving a cab....................

I've been driving a hearse for the last 25 years.'

3 comments:

Tracie Smith said...

ha ha ha you crack me up!!!!

PS: Thanks for coming for Redonia's party...

Anonymous said...

That is hilarious!!!

Miss ya!

Belinda said...

It made me think of Scott and Popsie I was laughing thinking about the time the body burbed hahahaha