OFFERING TIME

A country preacher was preaching very pointedly to his congregation one Sun. Morn.
He said, "Now let the church walk!" (Deacon Jones said "Amen, let it walk!"
The preacher said "Let the church run!" (Deacon Jones: "AMEN, Parson, let it run!") "Let the church fly!" shouted the preacher. (Deacon shouted:" AMEN, brother let it fly!"
"Now it's going take a lot of money to let it fly, brother," shouted the preacher. (Let it walk, then," said Deacon Jones, "let it walk."