Pastor's New Dentures
The minister just had all of his remaining teeth
pulled and new dentures were being made.
The first Sunday, he only preached 10 minutes.
The second Sunday, he preached only 20 minutes.
But, on the third Sunday, he preached 1 hour 25 minutes.
When asked about this by some of the congregation,
he responded this way:
'The first Sunday, my gums were so sore it hurt to talk.
The second Sunday, my new dentures were hurting
me a lot.
The third Sunday, I accidentally grabbed my wife's
dentures... And I couldn't shut up.
4 comments:
Oh I miss him and his funny jokes! She is some better and came to church Sunday morning.
That is hilarious!!! Sounds just like him...love you!
How funny is that!!!
Miss and love ya!!! :)
Cute. He is so missed. Thanks for always making me laugh. Love you!
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